Funny Love Stories
| 1 | I convinced myself I needed to get over my ex-girlfriend. I spent twenty minutes signing up for a new dating site, only to find out, that the only other profile on the site of a person within 200 km, is my ex-girlfriend. Date posted: Friday, November 13 2009 |
| 2 | I sent a text message to this girl I've been flirting with for a while now saying "How about coffee?". To which she answered "Great idea, I'll go and make myself one right now". Date posted: Friday, November 13 2009 |
| 3 | I met a really hot chick while waiting for the bus. We spoke for 4 hours till we got to our destination. She hugged me and we parted ways. Later that day I realized she stole my phone. Date posted: Tuesday, November 10 2009 |
| 4 | I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I knew his parents wouldn't be there. Later, I woke up in a hospital bed because his sister thought I was a burglar and tased me. Date posted: Monday, November 02 2009 |
| 5 | my boyfriend of 4 years decided to start an online blog about his life. He mentioned his cars, his friends and even his staff. I was never mentioned. Date posted: Monday, November 02 2009 |
| 6 | my manager mentioned that she'd hired a "cute boy" to help me out at work with paperwork. The "cute boy" was my ex-fiancé and now I have to be with him in an office for 30 some hours a week while his current fiancée brings him lunch everyday. Date posted: Monday, November 02 2009 |
| 7 | I visited my boyfriend's house excited about the romantic night he promised me. As time passed, we started making out and heading up to his room. Rose petals and candles filled his room. "How romantic", I thought. That is, until we saw his 5 year old sister blowing up condom balloons. Date posted: Monday, November 02 2009 |
| 8 | I had a nervous breakdown. My life has been going down the drain and I called my boyfriend for comfort. I was crying my eyes out, finally getting everything off of my chest that has been bothering me. I thought it was quiet because he was listening closely. I was wrong. He fell asleep. Date posted: Monday, November 02 2009 |
| 9 | my boyfriend left for a month-long trip with his buddies. I stood near the door waiting for a goodbye kiss. He kissed his x-box goodbye instead. Date posted: Monday, November 02 2009 |
| 10 | I talked to a girl on the phone who had previously told me her last relationship "ended very badly." I said, "So let me guess, that jerk cheated on you?" She paused for a few moments and finally replied, "No, he died in a motorcycle accident." Date posted: Monday, November 02 2009 |
| 11 | my boyfriend was reaching over to give me a hug for no reason. I said "Aww, You're sweet! I love you too!" He looked confused and said, "That's great, but I was reaching for the remote. Date posted: Monday, November 02 2009 |
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